George of the Jungle
For years, explorers returning from Africa whispered stories of a man who lives in the deepest, darkest, most DANGEROUS depths of the jungle.
A man named TARZAN.
He’s great. Seriously. Totally epic.
Those same explorers ALSO tell stories about another jungle hero, stories that NO ONE believes. Who would willingly put a beehive UP their nose? Who’d slam headfirst into tree after tree after tree without learning anything? Who could be THAT dumb? Who?
A man named GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE, that’s who.